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I HAVEN'T MET TOO
MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE.

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ONE TIME THE VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES

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CAME HERE TO SAN DIEGO.

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ONCE JOSH AND I WERE IN THE
SAME ROOM AS THE VICE PRESIDENT.

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I GOT TO MEET HIM.

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I GOT TO MEET HIS
16-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER.

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HE WAS SO VICE PRESIDENTIAL.

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SHE WAS SO HOT.

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AFTER I SHOOK HIS HAND, I
STARTED TO SHOW HIM A MAGIC TRICK.

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JOSH TRIED TO SHOW
THE VICE PRESIDENT

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A MAGIC TRICK... WITH A FORK.

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I DO THIS THING WHERE I
MAKE A FORK GO IN ONE EAR,

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AND THEN I PULL IT THROUGH
MY HEAD AND OUT THE OTHER EAR.

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BUT THE BODYGUARDS
THOUGHT THAT JOSH

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WAS TRYING TO ATTACK
THE VICE PRESIDENT.

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HIS BODYGUARDS WRESTLED
ME TO THE GROUND.

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THEY CONFISCATED HIS FORK.

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A BIG MAN TOOK MY FORK.

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THE GRANDDAUGHTER...
I MADE OUT WITH HER,

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UNTIL THE VICE PRESIDENT CAUGHT
US AND CHASED ME DOWN THE STREET.

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I NEVER DID GET THAT FORK BACK.

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YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL WHEN
YOU'RE DEALING WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE.

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I MISS THAT GIRL.

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I MISS MY FORK.

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WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?

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HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ON A DATE.

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IT FINISHED. I FIGURED I'D STOP
BY AND WALK HOME WITH YOU.

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SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE
WALKED YOUR DATE HOME?

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SHE KNOWS THE WAY.

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AHH! NO FREE CANDY.

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NOT EVEN IF I SHOW YOU MY TUMMY?

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HEY, THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES.

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DRAKE PARKER.

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HEY, HELEN. LOOKING
PRETTIER THAN EVER.

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OH, YOU BEAST.

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DID YOU OFFER HIM
SOME FREE CANDY?

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NO. YOU SAID WE
WEREN'T ALLOWED...

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STOP AGGRAVATING ME AND GIVE
THIS CUTE BOY SOME FREE CANDY.

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THANK YOU.

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SO, WHAT'S BEEN UP, HELEN?

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OH, THERE IS SOMETHING BIG
HAPPENING HERE THIS WEEKEND.

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WHAT?

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SORRY, I CAN'T TELL YOU.

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YOU KNOW, IT'S TOP-SECRET
HUSH-HUSH BUSINESS.

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GOT TO KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW.

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WE ARE HAVING A REAL
HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE

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RIGHT HERE IN THIS THEATER!

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A HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE?

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FOR WHAT MOVIE?

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I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SECRET!

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IT'S FOR THAT NEW
ASHLEY BLAKE MOVIE.

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ASHLEY BLAKE? I LOVE THAT
GIRL. SHE'S GONNA BE HERE?

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MM-HMM. FOR THE PREMIERE.

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AND FOR A BIG PHOTO SHOOT
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

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COOL.

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COOL? THIS IS AMAZING.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING
TO MEET A REAL MOVIE STAR.

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PINCH ME.

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I'M NOT PINCHING
ANY PART OF YOU.

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HELEN, CAN I PLEASE HELP OUT
WITH THE PREMIERE? PLEASE?

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I DON'T CARE.

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AWESOME.

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BUT LISTEN.

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THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING
TO HAPPEN TO ME IN MY LIFE

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SINCE I PLAYED PUTT-PUTT
WITH DIONNE WARWICK.

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SO IF YOU MESS THIS UP,

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I WILL THUMP YOU LIKE A MELON.

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YOU FOLLOW ME?

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YES, MA'AM. LIKE A MELON.

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BYE, DRAKE.

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I GET TO MEET ASHLEY BLAKE.

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HOW COOL IS THAT?

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AND NO FREE CANDY!

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YEAH.

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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪

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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪

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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪

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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪

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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪

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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪

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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪

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♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN'
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪

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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪

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♪ WHOO ♪

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YOU! ME?

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THAT'S YOUR NAME, ISN'T IT?

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WELL, ACTUALLY...
ARE THE LIGHTS SET UP?

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YEAH. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...

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REFRESHMENTS. WHAT
ABOUT REFRESHMENTS?

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I SET UP SOME SODA...

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YOU WOULD GET A LOT MORE DONE

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IF YOU'D QUIT YAPPING AT
ME AND GET BACK TO WORK.

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BUT...

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WHERE IS SHE?

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YOU GUYS, THIS IS A
CLOSED PHOTO SHOOT.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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MEETING ASHLEY
BLAKE. I LOVE HER!

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I LOVE HER MORE.

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YEAH. ABOUT THAT. AREN'T YOU
A LITTLE OLD FOR HER MOVIES?

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SHE HAPPENS TO
MAKE QUALITY FILMS.

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OH, COME ON.

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"KID PRINCIPAL," "KID
ASTRONAUT," "KID DOCTOR"?

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WHAT'S NEXT?

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"KID PRESIDENT."

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IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

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WHERE'S ASHLEY? I
WANT TO MEET HER.

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LOOK, MEGAN,
CELEBRITIES DON'T LIKE IT

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WHEN YOU GET ALL
UP IN THEIR FACE.

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YOU CAN STAY, BUT
YOU GOT TO PROMISE

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TO BE COOL WHEN SHE GETS HERE.

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OK. NO PROBLEM.

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HOLY JEEZ, IT'S ASHLEY BLAKE!

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I GET TO BE THE FIRST
ONE TO MEET HER.

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NOT TODAY!

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ASHLEY BLAKE.

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HI. I'M HELEN DUBOIS,
MANAGER OF THIS FINE THEATER.

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NICE TO MEET YOU, HELEN.

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Y'ALL HEAR THAT?

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ASHLEY BLAKE KNOWS MY NAME.

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HI, ASHLEY. I'M JOSH.

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OH, AND THIS IS MY
LITTLE SISTER, UH...

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MEGAN.

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HI. NICE TO MEET YOU, MEGAN.

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OH, COOL SHIRT.

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THANKS.

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HEY, ASHLEY, CAN I GET
YOU A SODA OR SOMETHING?

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ACTUALLY, I'D LOVE
SOME BOTTLED WATER.

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ROOM TEMPERATURE?

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COMING RIGHT UP.

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SHE SEEMS PRETTY COOL.

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YEAH. HEY, DO YOU
THINK SHE'LL LEAVE

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THE OUTGOING MESSAGE
ON MY CELL PHONE?

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WHOA. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE'S
A PARTY AFTER THE PREMIERE.

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YEAH. THE AFTERPARTY.
WHAT ABOUT IT?

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DUDE, LOOK WHO'S ON THE LIST...

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ASHTON KUTCHER, ADAM
SANDLER, ETHAN LAROCHE.

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WHO'S ETHAN LAROCHE?

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I DON'T KNOW, BUT
HE'S GONNA BE THERE.

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LOOK, WHY ARE YOU
FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS?

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BECAUSE IF THESE STARS
ARE GONNA BE THERE,

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THAT MEANS THERE'S GONNA
BE A LOT OF ACTRESSES THERE.

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GIRL ACTRESSES? JOSH, YOU'VE
GOT TO GET ME INTO THIS PARTY.

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I CAN'T DO THAT. JOSH.

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NO. LOOK, I GOT TO GET
THIS WATER BACK TO ASHLEY.

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UGH. REGIS PHILBIN?

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MAYBE HE'LL BRING KELLY.

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YOU MET HIM?

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YEAH. I WENT TO HIS BAR MITZVAH.

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I NEED TO BE YOU.

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HERE, ASHLEY. YOUR
BOTTLED WATER.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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I ASKED FOR ROOM TEMPERATURE!

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THIS WATER IS CHILLED.

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ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

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IT'S OK, CITRUS.

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NOW GO GET ME

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SOME ROOM TEMPERATURE
WATER, YOU BIG BOOB.

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OK.

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WOW. HOLLYWOOD EVIL. I LIKE IT.

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BOSSING ME AROUND.

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MAKING ME DO STUFF.

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"ROOM TEMPERATURE."

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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, GRUMBLY?

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YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?

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YES, HENCE MY QUESTION,
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, GRUMBLY?

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ASHLEY BLAKE IS THE PROBLEM.

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THAT GIRL IS 72 POUNDS OF BLECH.

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YOU WEIGHED HER?

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SHE MADE ME. SHE'S
WATCHING HER CARBS.

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WAIT. WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?

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WELL, FIRST IT WAS THE
BOTTLED WATER INCIDENT.

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THEN SHE DEMANDED GUMMY BEARS,

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BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE
THE GREEN GUMMY BEARS,

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SO I HAD TO TAKE THOSE OUT.

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THEN SHE SUGGESTED
I DO SOME SIT-UPS.

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THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I KNOW.

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WHO DOESN'T LIKE
GREEN GUMMY BEARS?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE MY
FAVORITE MOVIE STAR

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IS SUCH A... SUCH A BIG MEANIE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
SAY ABOUT KID ACTORS.

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THEY'RE THE WORST.

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THAT'S IT. HELEN CAN
FIND SOMEONE ELSE

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TO HELP OUT WITH THE PREMIERE.

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I WANT NOTHING TO
DO WITH ASHLEY BLAKE.

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WHOA, WHOA. SLOW
DOWN THERE, CHICO.

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YOU JUST HAVE TO
LAY DOWN THE LAW.

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TELL HER TO SEPARATE
HER OWN GUMMY BEARS.

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YEAH. YEAH, SHE HAS HANDS.

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YEAH, SHE DOES. YOU JUST HAVE
TO LET HER KNOW WHO'S BOSS.

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EXACTLY. I'M THE BOSS.

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RIGHT. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

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TELL HER TO PUT
MY NAME ON THE LIST

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SO I CAN GO TO THE
COOL AFTERPARTY.

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YEAH, I'll JUST PUT
YOUR NAME ON THE...

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WHY TRICK ME?

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JUST PUT ME ON THE LIST.

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YOU WANT HELEN TO KILL ME?

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WOULD I STILL GET TO
GO TO THE COOL PARTY?

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YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS
IS TOO MUCH STRESS.

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I'M JUST GONNA SIT DOWN, RELAX,

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AND HAVE A LITTLE SNACK.

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WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?

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I'M TRYING TO WORK.

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WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?

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Josh: WILL YOU STOP
ASKING ME THAT?

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WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?

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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

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TO GET ME INTO THE AFTERPARTY.

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WHOOPS. CRAZY TRAIN
JUST ROLLED IN. LATER.

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OK. SO WE THOUGHT WE'D PUT
THE RED CARPET OVER HERE.

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I WANT IT OVER THERE.

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OR OVER THERE.

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I NEED GUM.

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GUM.

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MILES, WHAT HAVE I TOLD
YOU ABOUT FLAVOR CRYSTALS?

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I DON'T LIKE FLAVOR CRYSTALS.

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I'M JUST A PERSON.

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BARELY.

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AND I DON'T LIKE
THAT PICTURE OF ME.

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REALLY? I THINK YOU
LOOK TERRIFIC THERE.

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I'M SORRY. IT LOOKS LIKE

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THIS MOVIE IS
STARRING ASHLEY BLAKE.

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ARE YOU ASHLEY BLAKE?

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NO.

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NO, YOU'RE FIRED.

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COME ON. YOU CAN'T FIRE
ME. I'M YOUR BROTHER.

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CITRUS.

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I'M SORRY. ASHLEY, IS
THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

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YES, HELEN. SEE, MY ASSISTANT,

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HE WAS FEELING A
LITTLE RUN-DOWN,

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SO I GAVE HIM A VACATION.

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YOU ARE SO SWEET.

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THANK YOU. BUT THE PROBLEM IS,

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I'M REALLY LOST
WITHOUT AN ASSISTANT.

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00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:41,068
DO YOU HAVE ANYONE
WHO COULD FILL IN?

236
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,241
LIKE HIM. JOSH!

237
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:45,758
WHAT?

238
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,206
OVER HERE.

239
00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:48,551
YES?

240
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,620
YOU'RE ASHLEY
BLAKE'S NEW ASSISTANT.

241
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,068
HEH?

242
00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:54,206
DON'T "HEH" ME. JUST
DO WHAT THIS CHILD SAYS.

243
00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:58,275
ARE WE CLEAR?!

244
00:10:58,413 --> 00:10:59,413
YES.

245
00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,551
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOSH.

246
00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:04,655
I KNOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE A
GREAT TIME WORKING TOGETHER.

247
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,000
I'll BE IN MY OFFICE.

248
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:08,448
OK.

249
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:11,448
LOOK, ASHLEY, IF I'M
GONNA BE HELPING YOU OUT,

250
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,113
I THINK WE SHOULD LAY
SOME GROUND RULES.

251
00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,137
DANCE. WHAT?

252
00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:16,206
DANCE!

253
00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:17,586
I DON'T WANT TO DANCE.

254
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:18,827
CITRUS!

255
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,724
♪ DANCING ♪

256
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:28,896
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪

257
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,379
LEG UP!

258
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,965
ASHLEY. ASHLEY, I GOT
YOU YOUR REFRIGERATOR.

259
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,103
OOP!

260
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:48,517
A LITTLE HELP, ASHLEY?

261
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,827
OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
STOP BEING SO SWEET.

262
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,517
OK, GREAT. YOU'RE FIRED. BYE.

263
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:57,068
UH!

264
00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:59,655
JOSH, HANG THIS UP FOR ME.

265
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,862
WILL YOU QUIT PLAYING AROUND?

266
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,655
I'M NOT PLAYING.

267
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:07,068
YOU ASKED ME TO GET
YOU A REFRIGERATOR.

268
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:11,586
I ASKED YOU TO
GET ME A SANDWICH.

269
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,758
YOU SAID REFRIGERATOR.

270
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,586
WELL, I MEANT SANDWICH.

271
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:18,931
OH, WELL, MAYBE THERE'S
ONE IN THIS REFRIGERATOR

272
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,344
THAT'S CRUSHING MY PELVIS!

273
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:24,137
JUST GET ME ONE.

274
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,482
OOH... UH!

275
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,137
JOSH?

276
00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:36,068
OH, HEY, DRAKE.

277
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,310
THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR ON YOU.

278
00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:43,758
YEAH. IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SANDWICH.

279
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,517
WILL YOU GET THIS
THING OFF OF ME?

280
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:48,724
IT'S COLD IN ALL
THE WRONG PLACES.

281
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,413
WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?

282
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:54,586
ALL RIGHT, I WILL GET
YOU INTO THE AFTERPARTY

283
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:58,758
IF YOU GET THIS THING OFF ME AND
YOU HELP ME BE ASHLEY'S ASSISTANT.

284
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,827
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

285
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,379
GOT IT. GOT IT?

286
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,068
SORRY. OH!

287
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:09,172
WOULD YOU... WILL YOU HELP ME?

288
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,862
I'M TRYING!

289
00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:18,034
Ashley: JOSH, I'M READY
FOR MY FOOT MASSAGE.

290
00:13:18,206 --> 00:13:19,862
YOU GIVE HER THE MASSAGE.

291
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,275
I GOT TO GO GET HER A SANDWICH.

292
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:22,827
HEY, HEY.

293
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:26,000
I'll GET THE SANDWICH.
YOU SQUEEZE HER FEET.

294
00:13:28,137 --> 00:13:30,034
UH-OH.

295
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:36,517
REMEMBER, IN BETWEEN THE TOES.

296
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,413
I'M SO TIRED.

297
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:45,379
NEED FLUIDS.

298
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,586
I DIDN'T THINK EVIL HAD A
NAME, BUT I WAS WRONG.

299
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:50,000
IT'S ASHLEY BLAKE.

300
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:55,275
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE MADE ME
GIVE HER A PIGGY-BACK RIDE.

301
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,965
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE MADE ME

302
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,793
GIVE YOU A PIGGY-BACK RIDE.

303
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,068
I NEED TO SLEEP FOR 3 WEEKS.

304
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:05,448
JOSH.

305
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:06,448
YEAH?

306
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:09,000
I'M UNDER YOU.

307
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,275
DEAL WITH IT.

308
00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:13,000
[DOORBELL RINGS]

309
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,689
Both: OH, MEGAN!

310
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,896
ASHLEY!

311
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,034
HI, MEGAN. YOU REMEMBER CITRUS.

312
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:28,517
SURE. COME ON IN.
WHAT'S UP, C-DAWG?

313
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:31,793
IT'S ALL GOOD.

314
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:33,241
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

315
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:35,413
I WAS BORED IN MY HOTEL SUITE.

316
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:36,862
JOSH, GO GET ME A SOY LATTE.

317
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,976
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU CAN'T
JUST COME INTO OUR HOUSE

318
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,448
AND BOSS US AROUND.

319
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,793
LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN.

320
00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:47,448
WOW. LOOK AT THAT.

321
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,344
7 SECONDS HAVE ALREADY GONE BY,

322
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:52,103
AND STILL NO SOY LATTE.

323
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,793
LOOK, ASHLEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT...

324
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,413
I THINK I'M ASHLEY BLAKE,

325
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,241
AND I THINK YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU

326
00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,620
TO DO ANYTHING I SAY,

327
00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:02,379
AND I THINK A SOY LATTE
FALLS UNDER THE HEADING

328
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,103
OF "ANYTHING."

329
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,000
WANT ME TO CALL YOUR BOSS?

330
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,206
I HAVE THE NUMBER.

331
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:12,517
ALL RIGHT. I WILL GET
YOU YOUR SOY LATTE...

332
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,689
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.

333
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,034
COME ON, DRAKE. HELP ME.

334
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,896
NO WAY, MAN. I'M DONE
HELPING YOU SUCK UP

335
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,344
TO LITTLE MISS HOLLYWOOD HERE.

336
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:22,379
TOO BAD.

337
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,862
ALL THOSE HOT GIRL ACTRESSES

338
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:29,551
SURE ARE GONNA MISS
YOU AT THE AFTERPARTY.

339
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,206
SO SOY LATTE?

340
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,482
NOW.

341
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:38,862
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR FUN AROUND HERE?

342
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:40,724
MOSTLY I JUST HANG
OUT IN MY ROOM

343
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,724
AND THINK OF NEW WAYS
TO TORTURE DRAKE AND JOSH.

344
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:43,862
CAN I HELP?

345
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,862
PLEASE.

346
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,724
CITRUS, TAKE A WALK.

347
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,724
COOL. I'M GONNA
GO GET A SMOOTHIE.

348
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:57,034
SO AS SOON AS DRAKE OR JOSH
WALKS THROUGH THIS DOOR,

349
00:15:57,137 --> 00:16:01,137
THE BUCKET FALLS AND SPILLS
RANCH DRESSING ALL OVER HIS HEAD.

350
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:06,344
PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY
GOOD, BUT... WHAT?

351
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,000
I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER.

352
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,482
TALK TO ME.

353
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,724
OK. WHAT IF WE FILL THE BUCKET
WITH WORMS OR DOG PUKE?

354
00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:16,689
OR WORMS AND DOG PUKE?

355
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:19,068
YOU THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

356
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,413
I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU.

357
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,482
ASHLEY, ARE YOU OK?

358
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,172
YEAH. NO.

359
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:33,655
SIT ON THE COUCH.

360
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,275
WHOA.

361
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,206
OH, GOSH, ARE YOU OK?

362
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,000
Drake: HERE'S YOUR SOY LATTE.

363
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,344
SHH. SHE'S SLEEPING.

364
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,344
I'M NOT SLEEPING.

365
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,896
SHE GOT HURT.

366
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
WHAT HAPPENED?

367
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,931
SHE WAS REACHING FOR A BUCKET

368
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,137
ON TOP OF YOUR DOOR,

369
00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:52,827
AND IT FELL AND HIT HER HEAD.

370
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,275
OH, MAN.OH, JEEZ.

371
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,965
OH, THAT'S A SERIOUS BUMP.

372
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,448
DON'T TOUCH ME. I'M FAMOUS.

373
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,586
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CALL A DOCTOR.

374
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,793
Josh: MEGAN, WHY WAS YOUR
BUCKET ON TOP OF OUR DOOR?

375
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:10,448
WHY WAS YOUR DOOR
UNDER MY BUCKET?

376
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:20,344
WELL, I'M ABOUT DONE HERE.

377
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:21,931
HOW IS SHE? IS SHE OK?

378
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,137
SHE'LL BE FINE. SHE WAS
EXPERIENCING SOME DISCOMFORT,

379
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:26,758
SO I GAVE HER SOMETHING
TO MAKE HER SLEEP.

380
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,586
MAKE HER SLEEP? FOR HOW LONG?

381
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:32,275
I DON'T KNOW... 3, 9 HOURS.

382
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,482
3 TO 9 HOURS?

383
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:37,137
OR DAYS. DOES IT MATTER?

384
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:39,931
YES, IT MATTERS.

385
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,482
SHE'S GOT TO GO TO A BIG
PREMIERE IN 45 MINUTES.

386
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,827
YOU CAN'T HAVE THE
PREMIERE WITHOUT THE STAR.

387
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:48,344
YEAH, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THE PREMIERE
PARTY WITHOUT HAVING THE PREMIERE.

388
00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:51,000
FINE. WELL, PERHAPS YOU
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT

389
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:54,068
BEFORE YOU HIT HER IN
THE HEAD WITH A BUCKET.

390
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,827
WE DIDN'T HIT HER IN THE HEAD...

391
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,310
LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, JOSH.

392
00:17:57,379 --> 00:18:00,896
NO MORE HITTING LITTLE GIRLS
IN THE HEAD WITH BUCKETS.

393
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:04,137
Doctor: WELL, I'll LET YOU DEAL
WITH YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS.

394
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:05,758
I'M GOING HOME.

395
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:09,241
OH, HA! HERE'S YOUR BILL.

396
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,344
$500?

397
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:15,517
I PUT HER TO SLEEP.

398
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:18,034
$500.

399
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:24,620
I'M GONNA GO FIND CITRUS.

400
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,310
HE WORRIES.

401
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:35,241
OH, ASHLEY, WAKE UP,
YOU DROWSY LITTLE DEMON.

402
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,448
OH, SO MUCH FOR THE PREMIERE.

403
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,724
I'M DEAD. HELEN'S
GONNA TWIST MY RUMP.

404
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,896
NOT NECESSARILY.

405
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,517
YES, NECESSARILY.

406
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:51,000
SHE'S OUT COLD. SHE
CAN'T GO TO A PREMIERE

407
00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:52,413
IF SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS.

408
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:55,000
WE JUST HAVE TO BE CREATIVE.

409
00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:56,620
SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

410
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:59,172
PROP HER UP, DRAG HER
AROUND THE PREMIERE

411
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,896
AND TRY TO FOOL PEOPLE
INTO THINKING SHE'S AWAKE?

412
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,551
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY WE
PUT A BLOND WIG ON MEGAN,

413
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,413
BUT I LIKE YOUR IDEA BETTER.

414
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,482
TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING.

415
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,965
SORRY. GET THE GIRL.

416
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,241
OH! OH!

417
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,275
OK, LET'S GET HER.

418
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,137
SHE LOOKS NICE.

419
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,000
STUNNING.

420
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,758
THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK.

421
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,137
IT WILL TOO.

422
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,734
SURE, IF NO ONE NOTICES
THAT HER EYES ARE CLOSED

423
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,482
AND HER HEAD'S DANGLING.

424
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,275
JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, AND...

425
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,689
Helen: DRAKE! JOSH!

426
00:19:42,827 --> 00:19:44,586
OH, MAN. IT'S HELEN.

427
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:45,965
SHE'S GONNA WANT TO TALK TO HER.

428
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:50,000
UH... OH. THE GARBAGE
CAN. HERE. HOLD HER.

429
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:58,586
WHERE IS ASHLEY BLAKE?

430
00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:01,724
UH, SHE'S, UH, IN THE REST ROOM.

431
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,068
BUT DON'T GO IN THERE.

432
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,206
WHY NOT?

433
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:08,172
BECAUSE SHE'S,
UH... UH... PRAYING.

434
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,655
PRAYING?

435
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,827
YES. SHE'S VERY RELIGIOUS.

436
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:14,413
SHE'S, UH, EPISCOTARIAN.

437
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,379
UH-HUH. THEY PRAY ALONE.

438
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:19,000
I KNOW. EPISCOTARIAN.

439
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,206
RIGHT. SO DON'T WORRY.

440
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,103
WE'LL WALK HER OUT
AS SOON AS SHE'S DONE.

441
00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,448
OK. SEE YOU OUT THERE.

442
00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,000
THAT WAS CLOSE.

443
00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:26,482
YEAH.

444
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:30,000
OK.

445
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,379
UH!

446
00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:33,103
LET'S DO THIS.

447
00:20:33,241 --> 00:20:34,241
OH, WAIT.

448
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:35,689
SUNGLASSES.

449
00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,379
HOLD HER.

450
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,275
NICE.

451
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,344
ALL RIGHT. MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD.

452
00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:47,034
ASHLEY! ASHLEY! ASHLEY!

453
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:49,103
[CROWD CHEERING AND SCREAMING]

454
00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,551
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT. IT'S WORKING.

455
00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:52,689
TOLD YOU.

456
00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,344
WE LOVE YOU, ASHLEY.

457
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:55,448
ASHLEY, OVER HERE!

458
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:57,344
SHE WAVED AT ME!

459
00:20:57,482 --> 00:21:00,000
NO, SHE WAVED AT
ME.SHE WAVED AT ME.

460
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:02,000
WE'RE ALMOST TO THE THEATER.

461
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,103
WE'LL BE SAFE THERE.

462
00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:06,586
JUST ONE MORE WAVE... AW.

463
00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:10,344
THROW A COUPLE OF KISSES...

464
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,034
GOOD. WE'RE ALMOST
THERE. COME ON.

465
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,931
OK. BEFORE WE START THE MOVIE,

466
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:18,344
ASHLEY BLAKE IS GONNA DO
A SHORT QandA WITH THE PRESS.

467
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:20,620
QandA?

468
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:22,827
IT MEANS QUESTION AND ANSWER.

469
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,000
ASHLEY?

470
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:27,965
UH...

471
00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:35,862
UH, YOU TWO GENTLEMEN
DON'T NEED TO STAY HERE.

472
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,827
YEAH, WE DO.

473
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,275
YEAH. SHE'S EPISCOTARIAN.

474
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,689
ALL RIGHT. THE PRESS
MAY NOW ASK QUESTIONS.

475
00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:42,896
ASHLEY! ASHLEY!

476
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,517
ASHLEY, CAN YOU
TELL US WHAT IT'S LIKE

477
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,827
TO PLAY AN
11-YEAR-OLD PRESIDENT?

478
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:52,344
UH... UH...

479
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:57,344
SHE SAYS IT'S CHALLENGING
BUT REWARDING.

480
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,827
Man: OK.

481
00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:01,482
MY QUESTION IS FOR THE
GENTLEMAN WHO ANSWERED FOR HER.

482
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:02,896
UH, YES?

483
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,931
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING FOR HER?

484
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:10,551
UH, BECAUSE... SHE
HAS LARYNGITIS.

485
00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:13,310
SHE LOST HER VOICE...

486
00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:15,000
SINGING TO THE ELDERLY.

487
00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:16,492
OH. Drake: AND ON
THAT UPBEAT NOTE,

488
00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:18,448
THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER.

489
00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:20,206
ROCK THE BOAT.

490
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:22,517
DUDE, WE DID IT.

491
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:23,931
YEAH, WE DID IT.

492
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,734
NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO IS
ENJOY THE MOVIE AND THEN...

493
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:26,586
THE AFTERPARTY! THE AFTERPARTY!

494
00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:27,758
COME ON.

495
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:30,172
WAIT. THE GIRL.

496
00:22:34,482 --> 00:22:36,000
Drake: UH, SHE WAS JUST PRAYING.

497
00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:38,586
AMEN.

498
00:22:46,724 --> 00:22:49,482
[MUSIC PLAYING]

499
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:53,862
MAN, I TOTALLY OWE YOU

500
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,044
FOR HOOKING ME
UP WITH THIS PARTY.

501
00:22:55,068 --> 00:22:56,379
ISN'T IT GREAT? HEY, LOOK.

502
00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:58,793
I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH
FROM ETHAN LAROCHE.

503
00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,793
WHO'S ETHAN LAROCHE?

504
00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:03,172
I DON'T KNOW.

505
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:05,275
BUT HE DOTS HIS EYES
WITH LITTLE HEARTS.

506
00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,689
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO
GET AN AUTOGRAPH FROM REGIS.

507
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,862
I ASKED. HE HIT ME.

508
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,137
YEAH, REGIS.

509
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,344
OOH, IT'S GETTING PRETTY LATE.

510
00:23:15,482 --> 00:23:16,620
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

511
00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:18,241
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

512
00:23:25,724 --> 00:23:28,689
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

513
00:23:28,862 --> 00:23:32,379
WHERE'S MY SOY LATTE?

514
00:23:32,551 --> 00:23:34,724
CITRUS!

515
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,758
SHE'S ALL YOURS.

516
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,182
HEY, YOU WANT TO GET A SMOOTHIE?

517
00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:55,344
MM-HMM!

518
00:24:26,034 --> 00:24:28,965
MMM. 3 F1 3 F1